Give us a shove guv’
Only a shove guv’
Or maybe a tow
Out of this snow

S’not my fault guv’
Give us a shove guv’
I didn’t know
That it would snow

Give us a break mate
It’s not my fault mate
Blame the t.v.
Just don’t blame me

I’m sure they said rain guv’
They haven’t a brain guv’
But now I’m in deep
I can’t even creep

Give us a push guv’
Gotta get to the pub guv’
Oi – where you goin’?
Don’t you know it’s still snowing