See the big red Roo or Eastern Grey
That comes to visit you each Day
Advertise this, Have parties to stay,
Best of all just let them pay
Tea and sticky buns out on your lawn,
You could forget the day your born
Just the job when you retire,
To this end you could aspire
Sod the job and all the ashing
Open the yard and get the cash in.
No more fishing, no more trailer
Rig of the day and a big loud hailer
If at this though you’re rather miffed
Just grab your snap and get on shift.