As I stood there alone, crying in the rain,
My baby drove away, leaving me in pain,
She said someone else, had now become her life
But far as that goes, she never was my wife.

*Now my broken heart is drowning in my tears*

She’d had that far away look for some time now
I think it was since I’d called her a silly old cow
But I tell you guys, the thing that hurts the most
I can’t cook the breakfast; I just burn the toast.

*Now my broken heart is drowning in my tears*

Eggs are always burnt, I’ll end up in a whirl,
Crying like a child: Gosh I’ll sure miss that girl!
The bed’s unmade, and dirty dishes in the sink,
Sox I put on last month are starting to stink.

*Now my broken heart is drowning in my tears*

Oh where can I find such another great mate?
Ain’t ate for days, can’t even find a clean plate
Now I know, I really did love that sweet lass
I guess I’ll go and roll a chunk of my grass.

*Cos my broken heart is drowning in my tears*

The grass is great! I grew it in my back field
I started to think, that my old heart was healed
But I’ve just gone and shed another wet tear
Cos I found last night, I’d drunk all of my beer.

*Now my broken heart is drowning in my tears*

Life and love is sure a load of Crap ain’t it!
Where’s my goddam Colt-Python39 six shooter?