Poetry

Trouble with Grandma

By 16th July 2011December 9th, 2019No Comments

Grandma is acting so silly
She says she is feeling quite strange
I caught her on top of the gas stove
She said she was riding the range

The very next time that I saw her
She said a very strange thing
She said “If I fall through the mattress
I’ll see you all in the spring”

An ambulance then came to take her
She went with two men in white
They say she’ll never be let out
But I’m sure she will be alright

Today we heard a sad story
How grandma kept turning around
She suddenly speeded up faster
And drilled herself into the ground

Don Holmes

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