Poetry

The Firm’s Christmas Party

By 9th December 2009December 9th, 2019No Comments

Now once again the time has come
The Season of Good Cheer
And the mandatory Office Party
With Food and Wine and Beer
So now I’m out of the shower
I’ve got to look my best
When I join all my fellow workers
For this year Xmas Fest
I’ve telephoned for a Taxi
To save dear Hubby the chore
Of talking me to my night out
Like he’s done so many times before
So by the time that arrived at the Restaurant
The party was in full swing
All the girls were dancing
And the men the usual thing
Knocking back pint after pint
Instead of drinking in moderation
By the way they seem to be chucking them down
It’s like they’re drinking for the Nation
But us Ladies we are more in control
At the moment anyway
But what might happen later
It’s very hard to say
The beer and wine is flowing nicely
And underneath the Mistletoe the girls are getting kissed
But some of the men hands are wandering
And some girls tell them to desist
But as we all know it is inevitable that someone goes over the top
Out of his brains, carries on until he’s told to stop
But generally everyone’s enjoying themselves
As most of them know the score
Sing up drink up and be merry my lads
Cos that’s what the Party’s for
And as the evening comes to a close
The Management call out loud and clear
I trust you’ve all enjoyed yourselves
Merry Christmas and see you all next Year .

Dennis Shrubshall

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