by Dan Fry | Nov 17, 2011 | Poetry
Bugs bunny and Daffy sat under a tree Bug’s said to Daffy “why d’you sit with me?” Daffy looked him in the eyes as he turned to his pal “Don’t you realise bunny, its duck hunting season now”
by Don Holmes | Jul 16, 2011 | Poetry
Grandma is acting so silly She says she is feeling quite strange I caught her on top of the gas stove She said she was riding the range The very next time that I saw her She said a very strange thing She said “If I fall through the mattress I’ll see you all in the...
by Andrew Diamond | Jul 16, 2011 | Poetry
I heard a new term today, “fiscal consolidation.” Impressive, like when I heard, “lateral communication.” I heard it on this morning’s news while watching BBC. It came from an economist; worked for Lloyds TSB. He came across as confident, a really learned chap And I...
by Simon Icke | Jul 14, 2011 | Poetry
You’re my upside down inside out girl. Left is right and right is left. ‘It’s toast on cheese and toast on egg’; stop it falling with a peg! It’s inside when you mean outside and outside when you mean inside. So you are out when you...
by Mark Rand | Mar 14, 2011 | Poetry
He’s shuffled off this mortal coil Gone to a better place Pushing up daisies in a field Gone with pomp and grace Negatively living He exists in a past tense Gone to meet his maker Will not be coming hence No longer using oxygen Of food he’s gone right off...
