Blue

Blue’s my favourite colour, I see it every day, Except when it is duller And the sky is cloudy grey.

Wine

Why do the French drink so much wine When they eat their dinner, To me my beer, it is just fine, I wonder, is that why they’re thinner?

Bad News

Tonight the world was blown away, Destroyed from under our feet! I tried to watch it on the T.V news But my wife wanted Coronation Street.

A Policeman’s Lot

A Policeman’s lot, “is not a happy one,” Gilbert and Sullivan once said. Perhaps it’s because they’ve got big feet And they’re far too over fed.

Hand in hand

When we first started courting We’d walk side by side Our hands would brush together Should I, or shouldn’t I try? The second time out walking I held her hand in mine I remember the sun was shining The day it was divine. Getting a little bolder My arm went...