There’s a chicken in my kitchen
With a really evil stare
It watches me at breakfast
And I wish it wasn’t there

There’s a chicken in my kitchen
I’ve tried to kill and pluck it
But every time I caught the beast
It jumped out of my bucket

There’s a chicken in my kitchen
She was destined for a stew
But getting her inside a pot
Is something I can’t do

There’s a chicken in my kitchen
And she’s leaving piles of muck
She keeps on eating all my food
Oh I wish I’d bought a duck!!