Poetry

Chicken In The Kitchen

By 8th May 2012December 9th, 2019No Comments

There’s a chicken in my kitchen
With a really evil stare
It watches me at breakfast
And I wish it wasn’t there

There’s a chicken in my kitchen
I’ve tried to kill and pluck it
But every time I caught the beast
It jumped out of my bucket

There’s a chicken in my kitchen
She was destined for a stew
But getting her inside a pot
Is something I can’t do

There’s a chicken in my kitchen
And she’s leaving piles of muck
She keeps on eating all my food
Oh I wish I’d bought a duck!!

Don Holmes

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