Have you seen my briefcase, Bright & Shiny, New!
If you come to ‘A’ shift you can have one too.
I’m being groomed for stardom Right up to the Top
Then I’ll pull the Frippit at the Cleethorpes Hop.
At the Disco Music I will squirm and dance telling all the tottie I’m a pilot from Air France
Have you seen my Briefcase Smooth in every way?
Yes it’s full of letters from the CSA.