Joe

Down in the valley lived a little old man. He hadn’t much money just a tiny piece of land. His young son Joe was his only pride and joy But when the war came he lost his little boy. Joe went to war with others of the same Behind him was the life he’d never see again....

My Mum

I think my mum is mad with me I only caught her on the knee! The bleeding will stop soon I’m sure I’ll even clean it off the floor. My bike you see caused this distress. The pedal ripped right through her dress! And now she’s making such a fuss It’s not as though she...

The day Trip

My dad took us to Chatsworth It took us hours and hours. I was slightly disappointed As I’d wished for Alton Towers! The journey just seemed endless Like from Glasgow down to Dover. Oh I wished it was my bedtime And the whole thing would be over! We sat and had a...

The Curry

Last night I had a curry Pete said it would be fine But it made my stomach grumble And it made my poor head shine! Last night I had a curry It was very, very hot. It travelled down my pipe work And hit that vital spot. Last night I had a curry And water was on hand To...

The Puddle in the Kitchen

There’s a puddle in the kitchen On the floor I do declare. I’m sure that when I went to bed The puddle wasn’t there! I looked around to try and find The cause of all this mess. My patience it was dwinderling By the second, less and less! I looked up at the ceiling...